Massive Star Wars Spoiler Alert

Coming from someone whom loves Starwars so much and can't help doing a spoiler for all fans.

This is a big spoiler.

Anal about Food

Oh glorious food,
Cooked with delicious sauces and spices.
I savour your taste at every bite.

Oh glorious food,
But why oh why upon your exit,
Must you anally rape me from the inside?

Portrait of your distant twin!

The blending of DNA of humans occur in such a complex permutation via each and every generation.
However, as with statistics, it is possible that a complete match of DNA can be found somewhere in the world that is exactly identical with each other and without any similarity in parentage.

Wikipedia's Entry on Population Genetics

Inspirational Poster

Uninspiring Poster

An old joke I recalled and the epiphany that resulted

Suddenly I recall an old joke told to me when I just joined the boy scouts during my secondary school days..

All new boy scouts have to go through a test that will prove themselves to be good enough to join..
There are tons of questions to be answered in the manner of a 1 to 1 interview..
Though the questions seemed trivial now, it was quite challenging for us, young boys to remember so many answers...

So, a senior told us a joke on how "not" to cheat..

So the joke goes, this budding boy scout was afraid that he couldn't answer all the questions correctly.
So he practiced very hard.. There was only one question which he always stumbled and forgot the answer..

The question was "Who is the Chief Scout of Singapore". This position was usually held by the President of Singapore and then it was "Benjamin Sheares". The boy found it hard to remember the name and wanted so badly to get all the questions correct, so he thought up a scheme to cheat just for this one question..

He'd written the answer on a small piece of paper and stapled the paper to his underwear outer rubber band, so he can take a quick peek at the answer on the pretense of adjusting his belt.

On the Q&A interview test itself, guess what he said when he was asked the question?

Q: Who is the current Chief Scout of Singapore?
A: Crocodile

Looking back sometimes at the problems and difficulties we had when we were young,

everything seemed so trivial when we look back it them. 

However, when the problems are current, they always seem bigger and unsolvable by the current version of us. 

If I might say, 

Challenges, beyond our wisdom to tackle, are constantly presented to us.

Yet, if we do not attempt to tackle these challenges,

Our wisdom will never grow.

Japanese in Singapore joke

A joke that I thought may tickle some funny bones while we face the nuclear crisis in Japan.


In the post war period, many Japanese soldiers whom had served in Singapore during the invasion, went back to Japan, telling everyone what they know about Singapore.

And the only one thing that was common that they said about Singapore was that, Crab Hotpot, was very popular in this small little island. It seemed to them that everyone was talking about "Crab Hotpot".

Not too sure if Singapore became famous for crabs because of this reason but if you were to translate Crab Hotpot to the Japanese language, you'd understand why the Japanese soldiers kept hearing the locals talk about this dish back in the 1940s.

In the Japanese language, crab is "kani", and hotpot is "nabe"

Next time, you wannna feast on "crab in a pot" in Singapore, never order it in the Japanese language.

Mind Blowing Experience

I met a lady whom refused to tell me her real name.
Instead she tells me she wants me to known by her nickname "Mind".


I know she is hinting me to "mind my own business".



So I tell her I, too, want to be known by a nickname.
I tell her to address me as "Experience"..


The summary of our acquaintance session?

Overheard on a train

A kid was asking his mum in mandarin if the taiwanese serial drama will be airing tonight...

妈咪，妈咪，今晚有没有做“爱”？

“爱” is a popular taiwanese drama airing in Singapore free-to-air Channel 8, on weekends 7pm.