Massive Star Wars Spoiler Alert

Coming from someone whom loves Starwars so much and can't help doing a spoiler for all fans.

This is a big spoiler.

In my next life...

FarBird sez wise words

My Opinion of Section 377A of the Singapore Penal Code

According to Wikipedia's definition of the 377A of the Singapore Penal code, this is the summary..

Any male person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission of, or procures or attempts to procure the commission by any male person of, any act of gross indecency with another male person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 2 years.

Much debate over this issue recently in Singapore.. Between gay rights activists and anti-gay(pro-377A) religious groups and its related personnel.

TGIF Mood, Music and Meme

It's Friday today!

On Fridays, I feel like this!

Don't Stop Me Now

Queen

And yes, 
I feel like a supercharged Mario 
that got high eating a magic mushroom on Friday!

If you feel like me on Fridays too, Share this!


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There are only 2 ways

Farbird Sez

There's only 2 ways your blood can travel fast enough to purge the deposits in your veins.

One is by exercising so your heart beats and pumps blood faster.

Second is with intake of alcohol.

Anal about Food

Oh glorious food,
Cooked with delicious sauces and spices.
I savour your taste at every bite.

Oh glorious food,
But why oh why upon your exit,
Must you anally rape me from the inside?

Saw this fantastic video and I could not resist hiring a professional sketcher.... Part 1

Do view the video above before continuing to click on the link below.

Saw this fantastic video and I could not resist hiring a professional sketcher.... Part 2

See the story here before looking at the pics below

/me Face Palm!

Just realized that I never actually listed down my job achievements for all the resume requests since day 2!

Of Women, Hysteria and Vibrators

Hysteria

A mental condition that creates excessive uncontrollable emotions that are thought to be only happening on women. Hysteria is derived from the greek word of Uterus (Hystera).

The Clinical Solution to Hysteria


The actual medical solution (discovered since the 19th century) that had helped many women suffering from Hysteria was actually the Vibrator! (WTF??)

The lack of sexual gratification caused the uterus to be light and dry due to lack of fluids and this was found to be one of the major causes of Hysteria. Before the solution was invented, womenfolk actually went to a physician to have their genitals massaged by male physicians! ( Female physicians were quite rare back then ). The vibrator was created eventually because the male physician hands were too tired! (WTF??).

That physician massaging skills must have been so good that women kept referring friends and by the time his reputation grew far and wide, I doubt, those whom came for his massage, if they are even diagnosed with Hysteria at all in the first place. ( If you know what I mean ).

For more reading, visit Wikipedia's entry on Hysteria and Vibrators.
Or if you prefer to watch a movie on the history of how the Vibrator came about and the physicians involved, you may wanna read up on this movie, Hysteria , a 2011 film.

Was the AA or AAA battery then invented to create portability for the Vibrators?

Portrait of your distant twin!

The blending of DNA of humans occur in such a complex permutation via each and every generation.
However, as with statistics, it is possible that a complete match of DNA can be found somewhere in the world that is exactly identical with each other and without any similarity in parentage.

Wikipedia's Entry on Population Genetics

FarBird Sez

Farbird sez :

"Regardless of gender,
it is wise to wear undergarments under zippered pants."

FarBird's Wisdom

6th Feb 2012

Inspirational Poster

Uninspiring Poster

An old joke I recalled and the epiphany that resulted

Suddenly I recall an old joke told to me when I just joined the boy scouts during my secondary school days..

All new boy scouts have to go through a test that will prove themselves to be good enough to join..
There are tons of questions to be answered in the manner of a 1 to 1 interview..
Though the questions seemed trivial now, it was quite challenging for us, young boys to remember so many answers...

So, a senior told us a joke on how "not" to cheat..

So the joke goes, this budding boy scout was afraid that he couldn't answer all the questions correctly.
So he practiced very hard.. There was only one question which he always stumbled and forgot the answer..

The question was "Who is the Chief Scout of Singapore". This position was usually held by the President of Singapore and then it was "Benjamin Sheares". The boy found it hard to remember the name and wanted so badly to get all the questions correct, so he thought up a scheme to cheat just for this one question..

He'd written the answer on a small piece of paper and stapled the paper to his underwear outer rubber band, so he can take a quick peek at the answer on the pretense of adjusting his belt.

On the Q&A interview test itself, guess what he said when he was asked the question?

Q: Who is the current Chief Scout of Singapore?
A: Crocodile

Looking back sometimes at the problems and difficulties we had when we were young,

everything seemed so trivial when we look back it them. 

However, when the problems are current, they always seem bigger and unsolvable by the current version of us. 

If I might say, 

Challenges, beyond our wisdom to tackle, are constantly presented to us.

Yet, if we do not attempt to tackle these challenges,

Our wisdom will never grow.

Kallang River Park 22 Jan 2010

We had Dim Sum lunch and went for a walk at Kallang River Park.

I thought of taking family portrait and we had these pictures.

The process was fun and if we had a video cam to document the whole process, it'd be funny to see how we eventually arrived at the pics shown below.

Slide show of entire album with NG shots

Lightning strikes Singapore Flyer with Amusing results

Recently weather in Singapore are stormy and often causing floods.

There is also a one off case of the lightning striking our Singapore Flyer.

I found it amusing that a large round ferris wheel can be rendered non-operational due to poor grounding..

In any case, another image came into my mind..

Large round thing and a lightning bolt...

Hmm... I wonder, I wonder, I wonder.

Prophecy?

Mind Blowing Experience

I met a lady whom refused to tell me her real name.
Instead she tells me she wants me to known by her nickname "Mind".


I know she is hinting me to "mind my own business".



So I tell her I, too, want to be known by a nickname.
I tell her to address me as "Experience"..


The summary of our acquaintance session?

Confessions of a Former Christian

I saw this video on Youtube..

I felt the urgent need to share it with everyone.

I felt like laughing at this person's perspective of his previous chosen religion.

And at the same time, I know this video is going to agitate many people.

Many will want to argue their point....  

until the cows come home or pigs start flying [ whichever comes first ]

Just enjoy the video.. with an open mind.

 

Funny Sponsored Movie Poster of Twilight Saga NEW MOON

I think there was a very big marketing opportunity missed out by 2 parties..

Take a look at my original idea!